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#1 06-06-2010 19:46:01

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New joke:

What did the mother hamster say to her children when they wanted a bedtime story?

I don't have a tale!

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#2 06-06-2010 19:46:40

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Re: New joke:

When do hamsters run away from rain?

When its raining cats and dogs!

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#3 13-07-2010 23:16:08

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Oh Hahahahahahaha! Very Funny I got a joke except it has nothing 2 do w/ Hamsters: If  April Showers bring May Flowers, What do Mayflowers bring???



                                                         Answer: Pilgrims. Get it??? smile

 

#4 15-07-2010 19:50:06

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Re: New joke:

Nice jokes!! lol

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#5 18-07-2010 10:55:05

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Re: New joke:

where do hamsters come from


hamesterdam

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#6 03-08-2010 20:50:04

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Re: New joke:

smile

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#7 04-08-2010 12:10:27

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Re: New joke:

why did the hamster run away

because it didnt have a wheel

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#8 10-08-2010 00:00:21

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Re: New joke:

LOVE the hamsterdam one!!! lol

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#9 12-08-2010 02:36:05

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Re: New joke:

ha i love all of these jokes! good job everyone!

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#10 13-08-2010 20:00:06

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Re: New joke:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahacool

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#11 16-08-2010 21:11:38

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Awesome jokes!  REMEMBER IF YOU NEED ANY HELP CONTACT ME, miley1, AT THE academy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#12 17-08-2010 19:33:22

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ffffffffffffffftttttttttt hahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhaaaaahhaahahahahahaha
love the  hamster jokes

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#13 17-08-2010 23:17:47

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Awesome jokes!  REMEMBER IF YOU NEED ANY HELP CONTACT ME, miley1, AT THE academy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#14 26-08-2010 04:20:28

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What do you call a hamster with a top hat?
Abrahamster Lincoln

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#15 26-08-2010 11:14:48

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that is sooo funny lol smile
top hat linclon

ya crack me up

 

#16 26-08-2010 17:57:00

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lol, thanx i guess,lol smile

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#17 09-09-2010 18:59:54

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why did the hamster cry because it wanted a wheel

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#18 10-09-2010 17:16:20

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Re: New joke:

what do arnts eat


ants

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#19 22-09-2010 23:27:37

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Re: New joke:

CesarLord wrote:

What did the mother hamster say to her children when they wanted a bedtime story?

I don't have a tale!

he he, :lol

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#20 23-09-2010 21:40:02

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Re: New joke:

miley1 wrote:

Awesome jokes!  REMEMBER IF YOU NEED ANY HELP CONTACT ME, miley1, AT THE academy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

want to b my friend

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#21 30-09-2010 23:12:00

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If a blue house is made out of blue wood and a red house is made out of red wood and if a orange house is made out of orange wood then what is a green house made of ?


          Answer : glass ( Get it? a green house for flowers and other plants . )

 

#22 30-09-2010 23:17:49

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that was a good one haha smile

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#23 30-09-2010 23:18:16

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I just moved . And on my block there are 3 houses  a blue one, a orange one, a green one, and a white one. The blue and the green one are my next door neighbors and the orange one is the 3rd one down so where is the white one located?

                   Answer: In Washington D.C.

 

#24 03-10-2010 04:48:35

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Re: New joke:

what?

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#25 12-11-2010 07:11:27

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Re: New joke:

lol..

There are three cars: Queen is the blue car's name, King in the blue car's name. What is the green car's name? What do you think is the green car's name?

Hint: I already told you!


Life's not fair: Deal with it.

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