Hamster Academy Forum / All the jokes,riddles and knock knocks jokes ive ever known. (Page 2)

tacino · 28-11-2010 01:35:38

girl: whats up?

Boy: nothing

Girl: are you sure, i am pretty sure the sky is up.

SWEETYcorn · 06-12-2010 21:04:09

get this

girl: knock knock
boy: whos there
girl: knock knock
boy: whos there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
girl: boo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

1jaxen1 · 09-12-2010 01:14:43

What did the wind say to the window?
just passin through

birbyirby · 10-12-2010 03:36:31

how do you get out of a room that has no windows, no doors, and is made of concrete? All you have to escape is a mirror and a table:

You look in the mirror.You see what you see, you saw what you saw. Y ou take that saw and saw the table in half.You put the halves together. Two halves make a whole. You climb through the hole!

rainbow2 · 23-12-2010 23:46:55

A MAN WAS BEING THREATENDE TO BE KILLED. HE HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN 3 ROOMS. THE FIRST ROOM WAS FIILED WITH FLAMES THE SECOND ROOM HAD GUYS WITH FULLY LOADED GUNS AND THE THIRD ONE HAD LIONS WHO HAVENT EATEN IN THREE YEARS. IF HE COULD STAY IN ONE OF THE ROOMS FOR A DAY THEN HE COULD BE RELESED. WHICH ROOM SHOULD HE CHOOSE????/?

rainbow2 · 23-12-2010 23:48:09

HE SHOULD CHHOOOSE THE LIONS . THEY ARE DEAD BECAUSE THEY STARVED.

rainbow2 · 23-12-2010 23:49:50

WHAT CAN WHISLE BUT HAS NO LIPS, WHAT CAN YOU FEEL BUT CAN NOT TOUCH, WHAT CAN MOVE TREES BUT CAN NOT BE SEEN

THE WIND

rainbow2 · 23-12-2010 23:52:43

SEEYA I HOPED YOU LIKED MY RIDDLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM RAINBOW2 AND MY REAL NAME IS RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!

Hermes · 31-12-2010 20:23:42

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?

A: To get to the shell station!

rainbow2 · 01-01-2011 00:13:10

this is a lame trick one but i got it from an explore magazine so of course its lame!!!!!

rainbow2 · 01-01-2011 00:15:28

rainbow2 wrote:
this is a lame trick one but i got it from an explore magazine so of course its lame!!!!!

rainbow2 · 01-01-2011 00:16:27

what is green and has 4 wheels!?

rainbow2 · 01-01-2011 00:17:22

A. grass, i lied about the wheels!?

rainbow2 · 01-01-2011 00:18:42

a guy was sitting in his living room, he got shot 15 times and stabbed twice. he survived, how????!!!!!

rainbow2 · 01-01-2011 00:20:04

he was in the LIVING room!!!!

ArtistButterfly · 17-01-2011 01:40:36

How come the dalmatian dog couldn't hide from his Mother?
A: Because he has already been spotted!

Last edited by ArtistButterfly (17-01-2011 01:42:34)

j4l · 19-01-2011 01:39:30

22charlene wrote:
Knock knock joke:

KNOCK KNOCK

who's there?

CANDACE

Candace who?

CANDACE BE THE LAST KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE?

lol

j4l · 21-01-2011 01:50:43

HERES A FUNNY JOKE BUT IT'S LONG
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SO THERES A BOY NAMED BILLY AND A GIRL WHO LIKED BILLY.OK. SO ANY WAY BILLY GOT A D- ON A MATH TEST AND HERES WHAT HAPPEN
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GIRL:BILLY CAN I COME TO YOUR HOUSE AFTER SCHOOL
BILLY:BUT BILLY DONT WANT TO
GIRL:THEN I'LL TELL YOUR MOM U GOT A D- ON THE TEST
BILLY:OK(SO THEY GO TO BILLYS HOUSE)
GIRL:BILLY CAN WE GO UPSTAIRS TO YOUR ROOM
BILLY:BUT BILL DONT WANT TO
GIRL:THEN ILL TELL YOUR MOM YOU GOT A D- ON A TEST
BILLY:OK(SO THEY GO UPSTAIRS TO THE ROOM)
GIRL:BILLY CAN U CLOSE THE DOOR
BILLY:BUT BILLY DONT WANT TO
GIRL:THEN I'LL TELL YOUR MOM U GOT A D- ON THE TEST
BILLY:OK(BILLY TAKES HIS CLOTHES OFF)
GIRL:(NUDE) BILLY CAN U GET ON TOP OF ME AND MOVE UP AND DOWN
BILLYBUT BILLY DONT WANT TO
GIRL:THEN YOU'LL KNOW WHAT I'LL TELL YOUR MOM
BILLY:OK(BILLY GETS N TOP OF THE GIRL AND MOVES UP AND DOWN
MOM:(BILLYS MOM WALKS IN) BILLY GET OF THAT GIRL!!!!1
BILLY:BUT BILLY DONT WANT

Jet · 27-01-2011 03:05:10

22charlene wrote:
Riddle: A man rode into town on friday, stayed for 5 days, then rode home on friday.
How is this possible?

His horse was named friday

this riddle was esy for me though

campky · 17-02-2011 02:13:52

what did one eye say to the other between you and me some thing smells :p

iiimee · 18-02-2011 01:14:14

what do you call a fairy who never takes a bath?

stinker bell

j4l · 20-02-2011 03:18:09

iiimee wrote:
what do you call a fairy who never takes a bath?

stinker bell

that wasnt funny but i'll send u a request if u need any help ask me

pansywansy · 20-02-2011 10:11:56

julius caesar crushed the poor with heavy taxis

j4l · 24-02-2011 02:18:49

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booboo1 · 04-03-2011 05:15:27

KNOCK KNOCK

who's there?

r-2

r-2 who?

r-2 heding for a d-2er :lol

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