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#1 06-06-2010 19:46:01
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New joke:
What did the mother hamster say to her children when they wanted a bedtime story?
I don't have a tale!
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#2 06-06-2010 19:46:40
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Re: New joke:
When do hamsters run away from rain?
When its raining cats and dogs!
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#3 13-07-2010 23:16:08
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Re: New joke:
Oh Hahahahahahaha! Very Funny I got a joke except it has nothing 2 do w/ Hamsters: If April Showers bring May Flowers, What do Mayflowers bring???
Answer: Pilgrims. Get it???
#4 15-07-2010 19:50:06
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Re: New joke:
Nice jokes!!
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#5 18-07-2010 10:55:05
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Re: New joke:
where do hamsters come from
hamesterdam
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#7 04-08-2010 12:10:27
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Re: New joke:
why did the hamster run away
because it didnt have a wheel
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#8 10-08-2010 00:00:21
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Re: New joke:
LOVE the hamsterdam one!!!
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#9 12-08-2010 02:36:05
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Re: New joke:
ha i love all of these jokes! good job everyone!
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#10 13-08-2010 20:00:06
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Re: New joke:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahacool
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#11 16-08-2010 21:11:38
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Re: New joke:
Awesome jokes! REMEMBER IF YOU NEED ANY HELP CONTACT ME, miley1, AT THE academy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#12 17-08-2010 19:33:22
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Re: New joke:
ffffffffffffffftttttttttt hahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhaaaaahhaahahahahahaha
love the hamster jokes
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#13 17-08-2010 23:17:47
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Awesome jokes! REMEMBER IF YOU NEED ANY HELP CONTACT ME, miley1, AT THE academy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#14 26-08-2010 04:20:28
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Re: New joke:
What do you call a hamster with a top hat?
Abrahamster Lincoln
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#15 26-08-2010 11:14:48
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that is sooo funny lol
top hat linclon
ya crack me up
#16 26-08-2010 17:57:00
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lol, thanx i guess,lol
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#17 09-09-2010 18:59:54
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Re: New joke:
why did the hamster cry because it wanted a wheel
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#18 10-09-2010 17:16:20
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Re: New joke:
what do arnts eat
ants
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#19 22-09-2010 23:27:37
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Re: New joke:
CesarLord wrote:
What did the mother hamster say to her children when they wanted a bedtime story?
I don't have a tale!
he he, :lol
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#20 23-09-2010 21:40:02
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Re: New joke:
miley1 wrote:
Awesome jokes! REMEMBER IF YOU NEED ANY HELP CONTACT ME, miley1, AT THE academy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
want to b my friend
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#21 30-09-2010 23:12:00
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If a blue house is made out of blue wood and a red house is made out of red wood and if a orange house is made out of orange wood then what is a green house made of ?
Answer : glass ( Get it? a green house for flowers and other plants . )
#22 30-09-2010 23:17:49
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Re: New joke:
that was a good one haha
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#23 30-09-2010 23:18:16
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Re: New joke:
I just moved . And on my block there are 3 houses a blue one, a orange one, a green one, and a white one. The blue and the green one are my next door neighbors and the orange one is the 3rd one down so where is the white one located?
Answer: In Washington D.C.
#25 12-11-2010 07:11:27
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Re: New joke:
lol..
There are three cars: Queen is the blue car's name, King in the blue car's name. What is the green car's name? What do you think is the green car's name?
Hint: I already told you!
Life's not fair: Deal with it.
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