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#1 26-08-2010 22:18:18
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All the jokes,riddles and knock knocks jokes ive ever known.
Riddle: A man rode into town on friday, stayed for 5 days, then rode home on friday.
How is this possible?
His horse was named friday
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#2 26-08-2010 22:20:09
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Re: All the jokes,riddles and knock knocks jokes ive ever known.
joke:what did the blanket say to the bed?
i've got u covered
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#3 26-08-2010 22:22:06
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Re: All the jokes,riddles and knock knocks jokes ive ever known.
another lame joke:
PIRATE 1#:
why cant we play cards?
PIRATE 2#
because captain patchy is standing to the deck.
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#4 26-08-2010 22:23:38
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Re: All the jokes,riddles and knock knocks jokes ive ever known.
joke: what did the beaver say to the log
it's been nice gnawing u.
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#5 26-08-2010 22:25:35
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Re: All the jokes,riddles and knock knocks jokes ive ever known.
You've got to be joking...
what do u call a fish without an EYE(l)
F-SH!!!!!
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#6 27-08-2010 18:06:05
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Re: All the jokes,riddles and knock knocks jokes ive ever known.
22charlene wrote:
another lame joke:
PIRATE 1#:
why cant we play cards?
PIRATE 2#
because captain patchy is standing to the deck.
thats funny, i love that one! 
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#7 30-08-2010 18:26:04
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Re: All the jokes,riddles and knock knocks jokes ive ever known.
THX:)
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#8 30-08-2010 22:02:01
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NP:)
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#9 31-08-2010 22:56:59
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Re: All the jokes,riddles and knock knocks jokes ive ever known.
Knock knock joke:
KNOCK KNOCK
who's there?
CANDACE
Candace who?
CANDACE BE THE LAST KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE?
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#10 31-08-2010 22:59:21
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Q: what did the Atlantic ocean say to the Pacific ocean?
A: nothing. it just waved.
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#11 02-09-2010 23:21:33
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KNOCK KNOCK
who's there?
WHO
who who?
IS THERE AN OWL IN THERE?
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#12 02-09-2010 23:23:00
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Re: All the jokes,riddles and knock knocks jokes ive ever known.
what do RABBITS listen to?
hip-hop
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#13 02-09-2010 23:24:24
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Why did the bicycle fall down?
because it was to tired
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#14 02-09-2010 23:25:11
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what does a pickle say when it wants to play cards?
Dill me in!!
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#15 10-09-2010 16:57:59
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what happens if you go across a snow man and a vampier
a frost bite
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#16 25-10-2010 10:33:44
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Re: All the jokes,riddles and knock knocks jokes ive ever known.
22charlene wrote:
You've got to be joking...
what do u call a fish without an EYE(l)
F-SH!!!!!
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#17 25-10-2010 10:36:12
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what do you call an fat man licking a skinny woman? a stupid man
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#18 09-11-2010 01:31:55
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Re: All the jokes,riddles and knock knocks jokes ive ever known.
22charlene wrote:
joke: what did the beaver say to the log
it's been nice gnawing u.
way LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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#19 09-11-2010 02:20:03
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Re: All the jokes,riddles and knock knocks jokes ive ever known.
what do you get when you cross a mean dog and a computer?
a mega bite!
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#20 09-11-2010 23:42:51
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Re: All the jokes,riddles and knock knocks jokes ive ever known.
Sandra wrote:
22charlene wrote:
joke: what did the beaver say to the log
it's been nice gnawing u.way LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
you're waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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#21 14-11-2010 14:19:51
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Re: All the jokes,riddles and knock knocks jokes ive ever known.
who is online and where
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#22 16-11-2010 18:28:07
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Re: All the jokes,riddles and knock knocks jokes ive ever known.
Q: what do you get when you go accross a fish and a elephant?
A: swimming trunks!!!
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#23 20-11-2010 01:19:17
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What did one worm say to another?
A: Where on Earth have you been?!
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#24 20-11-2010 01:26:19
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Re: All the jokes,riddles and knock knocks jokes ive ever known.
What does an ant take for an upset stomach?
A: Ant-acid!
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#25 24-11-2010 23:55:54
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Re: All the jokes,riddles and knock knocks jokes ive ever known.
What does the cow say to the man in the bed?
A: MOOOO-VE!!!!
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